Jones Spaceman cant shake the pvc

Jones , Jones, Jones, Kirk Jones Spaceman he joked

with the press

looking resplendent

even with helmet on

basically swathed in

sweaty pve short pvc

because that molecule chain

do not make or take

no sweat

it truly neutrals;

technology

a PVC plastics

lifeguard

when there is

no atmospheres

that future is a place

that Jones Spaceman has

seen and he had come back

in time to push us around

and  being a creature of the fourth extinction

who did lightspeed travel

he was less than sixty years

old

all the time on plus g planets

had left him

big and strong

and the tan of

distant suns had left

his skin like some kind

of nut

that matched

his helmeted intelligence e

but he would not take

off the suit

do devoted he was

to the brand

of orange underwear

that were body fattening

mission critical gear

cause in outer splace

things that would only

be gas at home

will kill you

thats why Jones Spaceman

wore his suit full time

Down on Bay Street

he was a sensation

with his gold and

perfect PVC made

from Dandelions

on the front lawns
of everybody

ring the alarm

and stop making

sense somewhere

someplace sometime

something is going to attack
us bad and take the pvc

AWAY

Invaders what us to wear

natural fabrics

some hemp

some corn

some kimchie

 baked in the

radioactive earth

surrounding Fuckashima

overnight

Jones entreated orbit

at close to the speed of lithe

it took superhuman reflexes

to slow down before his light flamed out

and not even orange PVC

could survive

the transition from space

and earths atmosphere

were at light speed

your a burnt spot

amongst the infatismiale

who forgot

realativy always

works that way

Spaceman Jones

was quite a sensation

and he did

so much good

raised all the capital

to create this time

machine

from which O 

type  on a keyboard

old school type

because Jones Spaceman

born a million years

before Orwell

cam back in time

and quickly concluded

this ife as alluded

is on a a short fuse

fuck the people of this

planet are led by major

fuck up, who have never

been a mother or

crapped in their own

bed and then bragged

about good shit

oh man Joes Spaceman

with that suit on

he will never get a tan

but who wants to see

a billion year old necked 
man

sine gawkers and

delivery man aside from that

the curious

and while Jones

was not self conscious

all that time in space

had created quite a bit

of belly fat

to say nothing of

his annoying habit

of quotient the Trailer Park

boys when through the PVC

he wanted to pee

Opening the crotch valve

for some usage

that the designer

scored on big time

Jones Spaceman ws

forever grateful

for the great evacuation

systems fully employed

They had him moving freshwater

ice bergs today

some of that water

older than he

Jones Spaceman

the astronaut

for a billion contraries

come back to good

old earth

with a gleam

in his eye

behind the clear

titanium

contemporary

of Moon Plastic

Moving ICe bergs

paid surprisingly well

and Jones Spaceman

was living large

still alone in

his pod

no HAL

to come home

Jones Spaceman took

pleasure in playing the

stock market like a banjo

and giving away the music

with every Peter Townsend

circling arc strum of a guitar

cause that how Jones Spacemen

felt every time he walked

the cement

because he knew for every kilometer

of advanced mankind infrastructure

he  cons trucked another to the power

of 100 was being constructed by nature

left alone'

Jones Spaceman was

politically naive

in his homeland

he would have  been

considered conservative

curious

a place at the table

that does not exist today

So when not dropping ICE Bergs

on dessert

he pushed political discussion

on his blog

dressed in Orange

real Orange not the

NDP kind

Jones Spaceman

never thought he would

be a hero

but when he landed

back on earth

cira 2015

cycle six

he felt

a little a home

and decided

to pulll his

]weight and drank

the primates

until there was

no oil based PVC

at which to stare

and cow farts where

the greatest threat to the

environment

and as far a I know

they still kill cows

and eat them

even if my suit is

made of PVC

i still appreciate leather

Breaking News Jones Spacman loses everhing

Jim Cramer called it the biggest loss
since yesterday
and everyone is kinda sad
but Jones Spaceman
it turned out was not 
one of us;
conspiracy theorists blamed
the head of Space Lizard Intelligence
Sine Gawkers was the last word
Jones Spaceman attempted to trademark
through a really human realationship
with a lawyer named 29
I dont know if he needs the busines
but if you got failed dialthim crystals
or any other kind of life changing]
event
he is the best
the best the best lawyer in the 
world his only fault is he
does not work for everyone
membership has its privialages
and to be part of his crew
is all Ray Donavan
without the violence
beflive me

Some clarity called for here
niether Jones Space man
has any employment record at Tim Hortons
its jus as metaphor He really hated working at Tim Hortons
and with his advanced engineering degrees
thought he could communicate real
good but his frequencies were \
constantly messed
up because he believed
so he got a job at a center
no freaks or fantasy denied
its what he liked 
the ability to breath
without needing the suit

His job was clear
to help idiots
get clear
like Scientology ruled the world
and they wanted every nickel
to keep you satisfied in your cocoon
because out side the door
the gunfire had become a bore
crazy people were going to get
guns
that's why the couch hd
been recovered in Kevlar
and she had  bought
a special level 
of police

Quite a comedown for Jones
Spaceman who had spent
decades in the old galaxy
keeping the earth safe
from all the reptiles and insects
that controlled the big sound

Still he was happy to eat real meat
and and vegetables
image people still growing
and harvesting things
for the plate

Now technically Major Jones Spaceman 
had not had sex in a billion human years
and this made his call center
workplace
a kind of occupational hazard
he had to keep a major boner
hid
Fortunately the baggy shorts style that prevailed
could conceal most of his penis
cause the shorts were so big

Jones Spacemen in his own time line
just yesterday
had banged ten space sluts in row
 a very competitive game
but in the old time line 
and this one
warrior's lamet
 like Genghis KHan
he never knew his sons
yet half the world got
 got the name

Down here on earth totally drained
and worked over even though he
was a billion years old
he struggled with the sixth cycle
females. 

He was really hooked on Vada
and then Raven moved
in on relief
and it was still 
all in his mind
because a billion years
ago he had the perfect
wife
and she was for him
wiped out in the insect war
and every day he mourned
and nothing would every make
him happy again
that experience had left
him so warren.

There are drugs you
can take to escape life
and some to make 
you part of the MAN plan
but no matter what
we are aging
so choose your poision
carefully friends
cause life is a bloom
that is couragously 
changing

Jones Spaceman: Adventures with Mind Worms

Take a sheeple man
give him a plan
and its all easy
cause we are programmed
by a language
and if you can
hit someone
hard enough
with a language
taser
they will
surrender
and do anything
including
suicider
its brown acid
religion
mindfucking
style

All the rituals of any religion
I know says I am the one
I am the way I am the all
then by exculsion those
who do not believe
are heritics
of confrunting wily caveman
who use a stone age
trick
to meld the minds
of men
they got the narrative
all we got
is Spock
Hawkings
and Eisnstien
to tell the galzzy
we are open
to party on every
astal plan
communincating
with the outside
to find the thing
that drives the brain
crazy
as smart as I am Iam
no way closer to
believing
I know where I came from
where I am going
and if it make any more differance
than the smartest squirrel

Those of you that know
about the uplift wars
would think we stopped
at higher level mammals
but no
once we found out you
could make esentilly plants
sentienent
siclicone valley
had so many wierd
and differant kinds
of planned babies
all sychronized to
quartz time
and all giving us
one more vote in the
Wolfpack of the
galaxy

Jones Spaceman: Squirrel, Universal Supersoldier, Hockey Player

So to get back to the potential
astronaut hero squillel
I ran over
we found another
and uplifted that
nut bitter
to a astronauts degree
and then as badc
as we be
we sent his
furry carcass
accrooss time and space
with a cell phone
on auto dail
and credit
strong enought
to get the user
home

Johns Johns Jones keep it moveing
along there is nothing to see here
cause I am having problem with my identigy
the last keystrokes given
by evey hitaman that never had
the time to write
patsy on his plams
like he knew he
would be teh most
influentical hitman
in history.

They took down JRK
because he had some idea
how the world worked
and he knew it worked
incredablly well
for him just look
a Jaquinle and the perfect
kids
this was the end of times
that projected me back
to 1964 or some time around
there
I often have to tell people
who think they know
me
I got a billion year old
squirel brain. No I never do
that but I still have hope
on the wide screen
I will do something
to save humans


spaceman was that squirrel
cause when the mastered gentic
manipulation
he wanted to look like a superhero
little did we know in the trees and
branches up bizzy harvesting
acorns
the squirrels had bigger dreams
a few of them had seen ice hockey
and that looked a lot about a acron
game they already played
just because they had no idea
they should be
glad to be
alive
it just was
Till he met the enemy face to snount
in a hard fought mech battle
with superconductiors push and pushed
until they sprotted or sprayed
fluids that if you got a drop
on you would send you to your grave
two ways
ride the painted pony
and take the trail
that bears your name
DEERHUNTER

But it was something
about the smell of the reptiles
that brought his fighting spirit
out
and with all the squirrel power
every harnessed more than could
every be reported on a billion
years of Car and Driver
talking about the CVT.
its true I often wonder
what is the best transmission
for me?

I did that little lizard in
through observing
he was a cold blooded
thing and taking away
its sunshine was light
years away from hearts
and minds
we knew right from the
start
no sense to communicate wth
these things
they smell and belong in
aquariams not
talking about free
trade in a Lizard
galaxy.

Just to be clear if your
nav does not work
its a computer youf
fucking jerk
it never works
accuratellly
its on such a high frequency
OS high
if your telephone was
a skyscraper
as pillars
they would use
a hunderd statutes
of liberty
on top of the flying
buttress of blades
so hard
that they came
from dam ASKL
stone
a million years
ago

There it was said
Jones Spaceman
and if this is confusing
for you me is eye
and its watching
your
as you go to and frow
and judge jury and exisistore
deciding if you live or die
with just the data you
reveal in a three
week peek
in six months
I could change
your sexuality
is so composed
but I have not reason
to do that
cause when a CLINT  ON
kills is always a blast

But I am Johns Spaceman
the squirrel that became
kur del la
and a inter galactic
mens club member
at the finest establishments
and there on earth
he decided to play
hockey cause
he was board
and he had
this 21 g
develolped body
its was not pretty
but if you want
to survieve
the first strike of
an axe to the head
I am sexy. Most people
say I am hotter but not
as successful as the Stainless
steel rat.

Peter Elson

Rat owes me money
or something we traded
for a billion years
in the past
but like all fragments
of agumentented
reality
there are some
touchstones that
will last
and I touch them
then blow his rat
head off
cause I hate rats
just hate them
and given a choice
of peace with
a ratface
I am just going
to blow it off
fucking rat
to bad the sewers
dried up bro
we are going to
shoot your fucking
ass face furry asshole
with teeth every time
its shows
and it will alway
be twelve gauge
cause it more
effient and less
conspicusious
than the double tap

So now your thinking
just like Jones Spaceman
the human who had once
been a squirrel
was linking blinking
in a crosswalk of data
that somehow he had
a bit under control

He had been uplifted
in a lab well known
for great quality control
but they liked to sell
a little pink kitty to
anyone who would
pay for more
and did not ever
ever ever
have annoying
behaviors like
knocking on the door
cause of the smell
from all the dead
bodies God
put in my
swimming pool
and I am trying
to clean it of
these strange fruit
and leaves
and then I realize
I am being punked
is it cause i stopped using
chlorine in my pool god
but I could not go with
sa l t cause its just a pocession
of facts decision pooor pool
score and I do not want
to be dramactic
but you know
if we were all fachist
we would absoulutyu\
know the score\
you gett maximum
credits from being human
and just eviserated
for being the bro
that asked why
why why do they
take the balls and make
them dry it makes
no sense
to me if I was going
to torture someone
I would shoot myself
first cause I had
lost my mind

James Spaceman
the former squirrel
a billion years from the
past in a war with squirrels
an space reptieles
who hated
to be called
lizards fought
and mammels
we bootest simmians
with protruded jaws
especially the dolphins
some times get all
fin
sensitive about
the definition
of beauty
in the coll3ective\
little doplhina
iR HAS

Has beeen
beeeb  been beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee totaly honey
no Royal Jelly here, and the day Royal Jelly is realized the age of monarchs
should supside. Thats the mission of me Jones Spaceman a fuckecd up human
back on earth after a billion years. I was a fucking squirrel on Mars for Gods sake
and now I have to save a planet full of nuts even though
I dont eat nuts anymore
and I take that as an insult
because can no one
I ever talk to anywher
stop mentioning  I used
to be a squirel
and then all want
to know
when you come to
the crossing
how do you decide
to move backwars
or for wars
its a simple
question
do not suggest
a bacckx
door

The beauty and Jones Spaceman

There really was a weirdo and a beauty on this planet
for sure they never existed in the same timeline

Now Jones Spaceman
was not the weirdoist
especially for a spacer guy
but down on earth
he was always in orbit

Direct collision in a parking lot
shiny and orange
and a billion years older
than anyone on the planet
he fell in love
with the most beautiful
thing on earth
next to free oxygen

He suspects despite the beauties soft denials
she was on a mission
because nothing on earth
seemed worthwhile erstwhile
Beauty was hoping to find some meaning
from the eponymous named
and weirdly attractive
Jones Spaceman

No episode of anything on TV
would ever have the beauty
meet the weirdo live
let alone edited
its something from another
world for sure where
no one cares about
anything reality based

For a very short time
 the beauty
disguised a false fact
that the weirdo
would be a DNA match
to some important relationship
despite the impossible time lag

The weirdo was not shy to explain
he was a billion years old
and married for 750 million years
and the beauty always knew the facts
 she had a boyfriend of a few earth
years and they were deeply in love
so there was no way
a simple collision in a parking lot
was going north in anyway
inevitably like entropicisity
they both knew
winter was hard comming
and there would be no
true love

Time and space had other ideas
and between this unlikely pair
just for kicks and giggles
they set up a connection
and it was in the end cruel
but one always must appreciate
that accidents happen
and in human terms
this was largely a misunderstanding
of applied magic

As some sci fi writer said
and for sure it was them all
a technology well developed
would appear to be magic
to the ignorant

There is no clear agreement on
who ripped off the hospital gown
first
Was it one party or did the two
fall off the edge of reality
into a black hole
of xgames feelings that had no
chance of assembly due to the
greasy greasy pole
or relativity

The weirdo says in his defence
he told the beauty right from the start
he was weird
but he was reluctant to describe the connection
an instrument he imagined most like the spice transport
of Frank Hebert

In the end it was the failure to troubleshoot
successfully
a magical advaned civilisation connection
that did the werido in.
Range was not important in the later stages
but still he needed a faceplant with predictable
intervals
When his fix was denied
it led to to quiet rage
and the inevitable broken connection

The fix was the thing
it was wonderful and a magical 
exoplanet fling
no one I am sure except for the weirdo
has ever felt anything
so wonderful and pure
innocent and guilty
mind numbing
and conscious expanding
spiritual for the non believer
and in the end
could only be described
as magical

The weirdo remains convinced
it was all just some king of advanced
tech experiment
as for the beauty
the weirdo was
something best rendered
unconscious in the big scheme
of things
and so it goes
and so it goes
and so it goes

Gen Five Supersoldiers Revealed

The lastest crop of super soldiers have left the test tube and are ready for battle. Their bodies geneticly modified to withstand high impact. Their mucsles twitch like simians giving them superhuman strength and endurance. I will write a great novel about the first one of them to fall in love with a standard human. Maybe I will call it beauty and the super beast. The basic plot is one of them escapes the between missions holding facility and becomes a star hockey player. No chance of CTE so the insurance cap makes him highly sought after.A super soldiers natural truculance and willingness to play the system makes him a  management favorite. His name is Jones Spaceman.

tired of my fat ass

I am tired of sitting on my ass
its not that fat
but its still
killing me slowly
like an accelerator
of the the Bob Dylan
song that states
those that are not busy being Born
are busy Dying
are busy dinning
so many people
today so busy doing
it reminds me of the game
of thrones only in the real
world its not the winter
the rulers fear
for the cold can be fatal
long before heat cuts you
down
and as Hitler and Napoleon
learned the hard way and one
was a stupid dunce not to know
the trek to Russian
is a motherfucker
trying to catch hold of his
mother in six feet of snow

Today that is history past
and in the present people sit all
day on big fat asses
and bony petite ones
and every kind of ass
you have ever seen
or can ever imagine
has sat on a chair
likely way more
than is healthy
today

Project Fat Ass
eyes only officers in
the Zombie and Space Lizard defence force
those who race relativity
with no chance of their exploits
being seen
still Jones Spaceman did
not to see a tricorder equipped
space suit to know
his ass was numb
and he should
kickback with someone
if it got bad enough
or just in general make
a move like water
water can flow or it can
crash
be like water my friends
the zombies cant swim

Project Fat Ass
has two cheeks
that must be kissed
that's why every part of the project
mention is already there
in the countries where the double peck
is de riguer

Make the people walk and take transit
and make that a better experience than driving
in the lump sum. Sugartax the fat down causes just like
alckool tabak, and soon to be advanced smoke and cake dope,
To govern with best effect
the leader should be guided
by the principles that break the most
bricks and the least hands
when concrete and human will collide
Good government can make Canada bulletproof
sitting mostly above the USA
we have climate change blowing wind
into our sales due to Geographic size
and salt and pepper scarce population

Make the world the citizens live in pleasant
posh is a roller coaster
most only the lonely survive
the rest of the gilded participants
falling off the yacht
dinning at the last camp before
the summit at Everest
or blowing both your
lungs scuba diving
in the Maris trench because you
far exceed the depth
humans could tolerate
I know it was mostly
a simple mistake
because the actor
did not know
there was no movie
no script
no guidance
just improv 24/7 in a world
where the majority of the population
are all some kind of joker in disguise
you just dont know what the card
will do until your in the game

They do it in Europe
THey have done it for 50 years
for me thats a lifetime of wage slavery
compared to my Euro brothers
and to tell the truth I loved all my jobs
and always do my best to make sure the
customer is happy and loyal and wants
to buy the rest as soon as the budget
is approved
be that the partner
or the CEO
the principle is the same
its just that the consequences
do not remain quite
the same
but if you get lucky and
pick the right door
the tunnel in the sky
appears and you walk
through to a world
where people flew
and thought and
just buggered off alot
yet the Firma prosper
because they work smart
and use capital like it was
intended, not buying additional space
for men when a Robot can compact
that footprint like a a supermodel trying to
hide her size 15 on the runway

sometimes when the day has been rough
i put up my feet at the end of the day
and just stare at them endlessly
until a hit comes to my head
from my life monitor
and it tells me move
get off your fat ass

I have felt this same impulse
in so many ways
and diverse locations
strewn all around
the big circle of the
world upon which
we all walk
has anyone ever ever
said
we will sit upon the world
no
cause even though way to many
people think that way
no one would ever do it
cause it sounds stupid
now if only we could
get dictators and elected fascists
to agree
you want to walk the world
and enjoy a place where
your just a visitor
at streelevel
not some kind of purchase
prince striding around
with no clothes but
worse abhorrent dignity

My revolutions is starting today
and its called
get off your fat ass in anyway
if you need to full Tyler Durden
I suggest you watch Mr Robot
before you blow anything up
or take blood
that will cut you back
cause the ying and the yang
spend most of their time
on coupling bad deeds
than freeing the good

Paul McCartney Band on the Run

Stuck inside these four hemispheres
Been living here forever
Turns out climate change was no game
Like you, sugar daddy
You, daddy got oil...
You...

If we survive a 100 years
Thats my thought today all the way
To a safe galaxy
All I need 1000 light years an hour
If I ever find earth three
Earth three Earth three

Well, the glacier exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the desalinated sea
And the first one said to the second one there,
"I hope you're having fun."

cause I cant swim

and there is polar bear

on your six

Human on the run, human on the run
And the jailer man,
was Exxon

and unbelievably it was all

done according to plan
Were searching everyone
For Exxon on the run, Exxon on the run.
For Exxon and friends on the run, Enron on the run.

Well, the paid economist 

drew a heavy sigh
Seeing no one else had bothered

to read what he wrote

and was about to be spoke today

and anyone who knows anything

is an Economist is person who

reads tea leaves written in phony math

and attempts to explain

why the invisible hand

should not be sent to the land

where Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy

and the Easter Bunny reside.

Ok man you are walking down the street

you have on your power clothes

and by chance its New York City

where the game is always

rigged half way

And a bell was ringing in the village square
For the billionaires who placed the whole

chip on the past

when any rational thinker

must know the future is

way ahead.

Band on the run, band on the run
And the jailer man,
And sailor Sam
Were searching everyone
For the band on the run, band on the run.

Yeah, the band on the run
The band on the run
Band on the run
Band on the run

Well, the night was falling
As the desert world began to settle down
In the town they're searching for us everywhere
But we never will be found

Band on the run, band on the run
And the county judge, who held a grudge
Will search for ever more.
For the band on the run
Band on the run
Band on the run
Band on the run

Run Run Run away
I guess to Mars
when this planet is dead
at least you will still have the interne
and anything important will
all be on screen
so whats to miss
you never smell the grass
anymore anyway
its just another task to hire
out when you manage a house
a place you used to live
before it made more
profit to farm out
for a nickel
for a dime for
a dollar
for what the poor bugger
who cleans your can
sops up in a day
when the subway
says overtime

I cant live in a dirty world
I have been there
believe me
me
but to visit is not to paint
a place
where dirt is part of the
commonplace
not a germaphobe
just dont like my poop
in the face in anyway